Steven Opp lives in a medium-sized town on the side of a well-behaved volcano on the Big Island of Hawaii. He has an M.A. in Trinitarian Theology & Culture and is currently practicing drain cleaning with Roto-Rooter. He and his beautiful wife Ashley like hanging out with Simeon, Ethan, Evangeline, and Gideon, their little sub-creations.
For a hotter, bubblier, and flowier introduction, click here.
For some active definitions, click below.
For the paper Steven wrote in grad school which started him on this adventure, click here.
Forgiving Gollum 